One idiotic day in Springfield they were having Springfield's 100th Birthday.
So the mayor decided to go all out.
This turned out to be a bad move, as his wife would not let him back in again.
"Lady," Mayor Quimby threatened, "if you don't open this door in the next ten seconds, I'm calling the police! And I don't mean Chief Wiggum!"
So after nine seconds she started to open the door, but it was stuck, so the mayor called the FBI to break down the door, at which point something weird happened.
"We can't do a thing to this door; it's super-duper stuck!" the FBI agents explained to Mayor Quimby.
"Just break the door open," Mayor Quimby said. "We can't."
Things looked grim until sunset, then millions of rabid wolverines came out of the woodwork growling "deus ex machina" and ate everybody in Springfield.