"HA HA HA. Feel the pain!" That's me, Dr. Light's latest experiment, so when Zero X Gold was offlined permanently... what a wimp...
"Here, now, cut that out!" cried Dr. Light, just entering the room. "If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, it's not polite to torment the other experiments!" Personally, I think he was just jealous, because I enjoy these things more than he does.
"Well, I guess it's my own fault," he thought aloud. "I should never
have tried to reprogram a maverick, especially you, Sigma."
"Actually, I've been considering changing my name to something more
fitting to my personality, Omega, that is."
Dr. Light's face twitched, as if he was about to say something insulting,
then realized what an incredibly stupid idea that would be.
"Omega signals the end of a series, and that's what you're going to be. 'Zap' -- 'Bye bye'," shouted the female, reprogrammed maverick.
At that point the entire building vanished in a could of vapour. All had been transported to the land of Oz where Dorothy and Toto attacked Dr. Light and his friends.
They didn't have the chance to regret it, seeing as I vaporized them before they realized what I was: the mighty robot warrior, Gigaman!