The following story is in script format:
Scene 1:
Homer:
Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
Mailman:
Okay, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?
Homer:
I don't know...
Cops:
Get 'im!
Scene 2:
Chief Wiggum:
So, what is it this time, Mr. Simpson?
Homer:
I'm not Mr. Simpson, I'm Mr. Burns.
Wiggum:
Mr. Burns? Oh, sorry, we wanted to arrest Mr. Simpson for
impersonating Mr. Burns. You can go, Mr. Burns.
Homer:
.... Oh! Right! That's me! Bye! (Leaves)
Scene 3:
Mr. Burns:
Hello. I believe you have a package for me?
Mailman:
Okay, what's your name?
Mr. Burns:
Montgomery Burns.
Cops:
(come up from behind desk)
We won't fall for that again! Get 'im!
Scene 4:
Mr. Burns:
Help! What are you doing?
Chief Wiggum:
We're on to you, Simpson. The real Montgomery Burns was killed in a
car accident 2 days ago.
Homer:
I don't believe it! He couldn't have been. I just spoke to him on
my cell phone 5 minutes ago -- er ----
Chief Wiggum:
That was not Burns you talked with -- it was his twin brother (the
other Mr. Burns).
Mr. Burns:
No -- it was my brother who was killed.
Chief W:
OK, whatever you say. Goodbye for now.