That is the wost thing that ever happened to me!
I went body-surfing and blew out my knee.
I went to the hospital.
I was upset but lucky for me I had a good-looking nurse take care of me.
I asked the handsome nurse out on a date, and am now attempting to genetically engineer pigs with wings.
You're probably wondering what my date with the hot nurse has to do with flying pigs...
All of a sudden the pigs pooed on the nurse.
She ran, screaming, into the shower and took off all her pig-poo-covered clothes.
But when she finished her shower she found that all her clothes were gone, so she walked home in the nude.