"Now," exclaimed Yami Yugi, "I sacrifice my monster for Dark Magician Girl!"
"Ooh! Ooh! My favorite!" exclaimed Emperor Dodd.
Yami Yugi:
This is a closed duel!
Emperor Dodd:
Sorry. By the way... who's your opponent?
Yugi:
My opponent is Daffy Duck's pig. He is very nasty and once ate all
my apples.
Dodd:
That's terrible. Pigs should only eat garbage.
Yugi:
But that pig is a vegetarian -- guess what he eats.
ED:
Apples?
YY:
Yes! So now I am dueling him for the right to exact my revenge!
ED:
And what does he get if he wins?
Porko:
His Eternal Duelist Soul!
E. Dodd:
And what happens if it's a tie?
Y. Yugi:
... a tie? That can't happen!
Porko:
Yeah, don't be silly! ... I mean, Oink! Oink, oink!
Yami Y.:
Hey! You're not a real pig! Get out of here!
Emp. D.:
Oh, well, I guess you'll have to find someone else to exact revenge from!