If only I hadn't eaten that last bag of chips with the extra caramel walnut sundae, I wouldn't have got so sick. However, I did eat it -- all of it -- and that's why I ended up in the Emergency at Foothills. As luck would have it, the main triage nurse was the infamous Ms. Ironsides -- and when I vomited all over her she ---
hit me with her stethoscope. She took no nonsense from patients. As a result of the injury I sustained I had to stay in hospital 2.4 more days. However, I got even with old Ironsides. What I did was...
to phone all my friends and tell them to come visit me, but to come in through the Emergency entrance, and be sure to bring plenty of ketchup, lots of popcorn, some radiator fluid, and a cat. When they all arrived, ...
they found me being tormented by Ms. Ironsides, and threw all the supplies on her. Then the real fun began.
The cat ate the popcorn, Sally threw radiator fluid around, Joe tossed ketchup into Bill's face, and everyone had a blast!! Then I woke up, and decided to have a snack...