Once upon a time, an Incremental Story became self-aware.
Seven babies were about to die.
The story rushed to their rescue.
And Batman appeared in the story and did an amazing thing.
He took the seven babies under his cape and belched so loudly that a DC-10 plunged from the sky into a Kwik-E-Mart.
Batman rescued the plane.
A shocked crowd of 200 people stood outside watching this unfold.
Suddenly, the story realized that all it really had to do to prevent the babies from dying was to end with the words "Happily Ever After," which it did...
Happily Ever After.