One day a three year old girl named Megan was driving a semi truck.
Being so young, she would still grind it a bit in the lower gears, but she loved truck stop food.
Everyone at the truck stop knew her well, and looked forward to her visits, but today they would be surprised.
When she walked into the door -- they were shocked.
And angry, because the semi kept going and plowed into the tables.
She also hurt her face on the door; things had been going wrong for poor Megan all month, and today was no exception.
So in a state of despair she decided to buy a lottery ticket which paid off big time.
That is to say, the ticket paid her off not to tell its wife that it was cheating on her with a skanky Scratch-'n-Win card! If only that ticket had realized that little Megan, age 3, was too young to understand such issues, that would not have been such a profitable day for the world's second-youngest trucker. But it was, and that's what matters in the end.