"Now," exclaimed Yami Yugi, "I sacrifice my monster for Dark Magician Girl!"
"Ooh!  Ooh!  My favorite!" exclaimed Emperor Dodd.
Yami Yugi:
    This is a closed duel!
Emperor Dodd:
    Sorry.  By the way... who's your opponent?
Yugi:
    My opponent is Daffy Duck's pig.  He is very nasty and once ate all
    my apples.
Dodd:
    That's terrible.  Pigs should only eat garbage.
Yugi:
    But that pig is a vegetarian -- guess what he eats.
ED:
    Apples?
YY:
    Yes!  So now I am dueling him for the right to exact my revenge!
ED:
    And what does he get if he wins?
Porko:
    His Eternal Duelist Soul!
E. Dodd:
    And what happens if it's a tie?
Y. Yugi:
    ... a tie?  That can't happen!
Porko:
    Yeah, don't be silly!  ... I mean, Oink!  Oink, oink!
Yami Y.:
    Hey!  You're not a real pig!  Get out of here!
Emp. D.:
    Oh, well, I guess you'll have to find someone else to exact revenge from!