There once was a great politician who was named Robert Loblaw, known as Bob -- Bob Loblaw.
But people found Bob Loblaw to be too much of a mouthful so they all called him a name that rhymes with waterfall.
Bob hated that name, so he decided to beat up anyone who called him that.
As the news spread of his beatings, he found himself having to beat up more and more people, until he found that only he and one other person were not in hospital.
"Gee, Mr. Loblaw, you're pretty anti-social," noted the surprisingly resilient little girl as she swaggered up to him in a drunken stupor. "You're just my type ~ ♥"
Because of her, Mr. Loblaw never beat someone up again. That changed his vision of the world.
He finally had time to enjoy the company of others!
She fell in love and lived happily ever after.